You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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