I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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