What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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