I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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