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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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