Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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