His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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