dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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