Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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