we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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