i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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