the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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