I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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