My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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