Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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