You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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