Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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