just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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