the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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