Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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