people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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