Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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