I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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