I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween