Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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