quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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