I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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