In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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