My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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