But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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