Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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