Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
A+ Viking dick
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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