I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
