that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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