We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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