Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.