i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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