I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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