Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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