I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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