halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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