Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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