Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
