After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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