Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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