after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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