You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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