and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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