But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Umm I'm too high to move.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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