Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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