well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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