I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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