I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Sorry about my life...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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