Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
